I have a sheep called Charlotte, a black sheep with a lot of wool. She was sheared for the summer and looked too happy when all the wool was gone. She used to be brown, now she’s black. A beautiful black sheep. She’s famous on Instagram. But that doesn’t really matter as long as she’s famous for me.
She’s a fucking rock-star and she doesn’t even know it



Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary
Oscar Wilde